Thursday, February 1, 2018

Banned Commercials



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Thursday, April 28, 2016

Ice Fishing

 
Ice Fishing A newfie went ice fishing. 
 
Heard a voice." There's no fish there" Gets up, goes a few feet further. Digs a hole and starts fishing again. 
 
Again, he hears the voice. "There's no fish there" Newfie looks up, is that you Lord No, said the voice. "Its the Manager of the Arena."

Source:  Joke4us
 
 

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Monday, April 11, 2016

Summer HairStyle










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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Funny Indian People







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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

A New Seatbelt Design !





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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Man & Women In Train


A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.


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Monday, December 9, 2013

City Girls VS Country Boys


A city girl was driving back to town after attending a family funeral when she ran out of gas. It was getting late so she asked two good ol' boys sitting on the stoop of a mobile home where she could get some gas. 

“Well,” said one, “the fillin' station ain't open 'till tomorrow , but I reckon you kin stay the night with me & Billy-Bob here.”

She accepted, only to be told that there was only one bed, which both Billy-Bob & Billy-Ray slept in. Thinking it might be fun, she went ahead anyway. When all three of them were all tucked in, they were just about to jump her bones when she halted proceedings.
Pulling out two condoms, she said, “You nice boys wouldn't want me to get pregnant, would you? Here, put these on.” 

They did. The three of them proceeded to have the time of their lives. In the morning the car got gassed up and our girl went back to the city.
Three months later, Billy-Bob and Billy-Ray were sitting on the stoop, chewin' on some RedMan. 

“D'ya remember that city girl who stopped by here a while back?” asked Billy-Ray.
“Ah sure do,” said Billy-Bob, with a smirk.
“D'ya really care if she gets pregnant?”
“Nah,” said Billy-Bob.
“Well, lets get these STUPID things off of our dicks!”

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