Monday, December 9, 2013

City Girls VS Country Boys


A city girl was driving back to town after attending a family funeral when she ran out of gas. It was getting late so she asked two good ol' boys sitting on the stoop of a mobile home where she could get some gas. 

“Well,” said one, “the fillin' station ain't open 'till tomorrow , but I reckon you kin stay the night with me & Billy-Bob here.”

She accepted, only to be told that there was only one bed, which both Billy-Bob & Billy-Ray slept in. Thinking it might be fun, she went ahead anyway. When all three of them were all tucked in, they were just about to jump her bones when she halted proceedings.
Pulling out two condoms, she said, “You nice boys wouldn't want me to get pregnant, would you? Here, put these on.” 

They did. The three of them proceeded to have the time of their lives. In the morning the car got gassed up and our girl went back to the city.
Three months later, Billy-Bob and Billy-Ray were sitting on the stoop, chewin' on some RedMan. 

“D'ya remember that city girl who stopped by here a while back?” asked Billy-Ray.
“Ah sure do,” said Billy-Bob, with a smirk.
“D'ya really care if she gets pregnant?”
“Nah,” said Billy-Bob.
“Well, lets get these STUPID things off of our dicks!”

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Sunday, January 6, 2013

Pantun Cinta FB

 
getah sekerap melantun lantun
ayam katik ayam serama
dalam fb ku kirim pantun
buat renungan kita bersama

kuda kayu mata nyer buta
beruk tua panjat kelapa
bangun tidor celik mata
laptop di meja tidak di lupa

semut merah tergigit ungka
air pasang surut di hulu
belom pon sempat menbasoh muka
cinta hati di jengok dahulu

kudin ladong makan lala
anak punai mandi di paya
banyak gila perkara gila
gila FB paling bahaya

makan ubi zaman jepon
kambing rongak kena luku
dulu nak kenal guna handpon
kini add je di muka buku

gajah gaduh guna perisai
bunga layu kurang baja
awek cun pakwe bermisai
jangan gelabah pilih saja

makan banyak keluar sendawa
kuah kari roti prata
banyak yang cantik serta lawa
hati terpana terbeliak mata

ular naga ada geliga
kerbau mandul naek kuda
orang bercerai talak tiga
bercerai di fb sejam da ada

pelanduk datang dari kedah
singa demam makan bubor
add sudah kenal pon sudah
ape lagi tak reti2 ke nak hulur numbor

apa guna di renung bulan
anak kelawar makan rambutan
cal bersambut msg berjalan
tak lama lagi beredar la jemputan


tinggi sungguh sarang tempua

jangan di suloh guna pelita
dulu bujang kini berdua
itu lah FB empunya cerita
kucing bantut minum nira
boya tembaga kena cekop
anak da suka mak gembira
apakan daya pulus tak cukop



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